Dear Papa J

Sandy's bedtime prayer last night:

"In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit. Amen.

Papa Jesus, please bless my Mama, my Papa, and don't let me get sick. Also, please make the blinds clean... and then Mama will say, 'Naku, do not touch the blinds because they're dirty and you will get sipon again' and then I will say, 'No, the blinds are not anymore dirty', and then Mama will say 'Why?" and then I will say 'Because Papa Jesus cleaned them.'

Please bless my classmates and thank you for my toys and my food. Good night, Papa Jesus."

I was in stitches so bad I could've just come out of an operating room.