David's Own

Tiyo David is upset. He is absolutely livid. The man is a grease monkey obsessed with bikes. I swear he bleeds 2T oil. All his life he’s been saving up for the bike he says “will be the ultimate one for me, I will ride nothing else.” So he reaches his financial target, and after selling a couple of his old bikes, he has enough for a ride and then some. He goes to Japan to get his bike. Now, see, because he had to save up for the plane ticket, as well, all he could look at were used Harleys. Now back to our story. He gets the bike and jumps through flaming hoops to get it home. On his first trip out, he notices a sign not far from his house: Pre-owned Harley Davidsons, call 865-XXXX.