Thursday, June 26, 2008

Yes, You.

Things I’m sure that bastard in the cubicle next to yours needs:
  1. Deodorant
  2. Mouthwash
  3. Frontal Lobotomy
  4. Acne Treatment
  5. Less money
  6. The realization that he/she isn’t hot
  7. A belief in the possibility that he/she can make mistakes
  8. Recognition that not everything one finds in the Internet is undisputed fact
  9. A pet pig, or anything else that, like him/her, has the tendency to crap where they eat
  10. A new job somewhere far, far away

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