Yes, You.

Things I’m sure that bastard in the cubicle next to yours needs:

1. Deodorant
2. Mouthwash
3. Frontal Lobotomy
4. Acne Treatment
5. Less money
6. The realization that he/she isn’t hot
7. A belief in the possibility that he/she can make mistakes
8. Recognition that not everything one finds in the Internet is undisputed fact
9. A pet pig, or anything else that, like him/her, has the tendency to crap where they eat
10. A new job somewhere far, far away