A Quicker Fix

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He thought it wise to skip the Phentermine. He thought it was cheating--this quest for the holy grail of the horizontally challenged (or possibly, maligned), the silver bullet, Excalibur: diet pills that worked. It was a skewed sense of honesty, for sure; and if he had the same fervor for self-discipline, he might not have had to deal with paying for two bus seats on a daily basis. Ah, but to be wounded.