#6431

There was a young gentleman from New York, who liked his beans served with pork…
“That’s right,” he proudly declared, “Neither bean nor slice of pork will I spare”,
and promptly wolfed down a bowl of the stew with a fork.

One fine sunny day in September, he was challenged by a group of mortgage lenders:
They said, “Here us well, dear fellow”, “and watch as this 50-gallon tank of stew, we swallow”,
and as they gulped and chewed their bellies grew, destroying their trouser suspenders.