#6430

There was a young man from Scranton
Who was known throughout the county for his powers of olfaction
He was said to have once, picked out the scent of a rose
From a stinky pile of rotting vegetation.
His father did declare, “My son’s good enough to be stationed…”
…as a stand-in for them new farming contraptions.”
And with his amazing nose, the poor lad was employed
As a tool for methane gas detection.