Protection

What if houses actually were responsible for getting themselves insured? I imagine a middle-aged bungalow making the rounds as a travelling home insurance sales, well, house. It’d go around the neighborhood, talking to the duplexes and single detached units; informing them about the benefits of being prepared and giving friendly reminders about the repercussions of fire and natural disasters. Only problem I can think of is finding piece of paper a large enough for their contracts, and a big enough pen they can use to affix their signatures.