Numlock

“Did you just say you’d like to get your hands on some Orovo? I thought you hated fad-slash- instant-easy-peasy-chuck-in-a-pill-to-not-be-fat-anymore stuff? Particularly the so-I-can-get-into-my-swim-shorts variety, right? Have a change of heart, did we?”

“No, you idiot. I said I needed to get my ass to Kosovo. Kosovo, you ignorant buffoon, you know—Yugoslavia? Serbia? Ring a bell? I thought not.

"We had a lecture on Eastern European culture in my sociology class yesterday, and despite how troubled that region is, it is a cultural goldmine. Do you know they say that there have been inhabitants in what is current-day Kosovo since the Neolithic era?”

“Neo-what-nik?”

“Merciful Christ.”