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If Jacqueline Bisset, so she would not forget, stuck a Post It on her corset, would her lover be upset? Would he regret taking her to Dorset—last summer when they built a closet? Should Jacq play tennis and drop a set, would she throw a fit and abuse her racket? Will her paramour, to appease Ms. Bisset, give her a sparkling garnet? How much would you bet? That if she does indeed forget, that garnet will fly out the window with the cursed corset. Had enough yet?