Jeb's Used Cars

With a stiff upper lip, he turned to his brothers and sisters and quipped:

"I know you will surely miss me, but do not fret for I am going no further than Branson Missouri.
It is not like I am off to war, I am your brother Jebediah and all I do is sell used cars.
When I collect my commission and my seller’s fee, I shall head east-on to Tennessee.
After my business is done in Chattanooga, I’ll move on right down south to Alabama.
Now Florida, I might skip, but I’ll as sure as lightning see the Mississip’.
And when I get there I’ll eat some beans, and send y’all a postcard from New Orleans."