Rub-a-dub-dub

I don’t know why I’m not too keen on the idea of hot tubs. I understand it’s relaxing and all, but I’d take a massage over a long soak. Maybe it’s the inactivity. Maybe it’s because I have a small bladder. Maybe it’s the less than relaxing sound of water sloshing on the bathroom floor; I know there’ll be a mess to clean up. Still, if someone told me they’d install one in my house for free, I wouldn’t mind. All I’d need to do next then is find a way to keep my play station dry.