Plumb Pie

What if plumbing fought back? What if Johnny Drainpipe had someone to run to every time someone tried to shove a soda bottle down his, well, pipe? What if there was an elite group that fought back whenever and wherever pipes, fittings, and their brethren are forcibly stuffed with hair, plastic and other non-degradable material?

Now there is. In the tradition of Chuck Norris and his mighty, terrorist-killing kung fu fists comes:

Delta Faucets.

Five faucets, one mighty force. Delta Faucets—they’ll "sink" plumbing abuse dead.