Forty Two

They've got patches for everything now. The nicotine patch, a contraceptive patch, even a hoodia patch, for crying out loud (A patch that helps people lose weight. The Hoodia, by the way, is a plant that grows in the southern parts of Africa. It is said to have a component that sends “stomach full” signals to the brain.). I’d like to see the day when they come up with patches for most of the things we need. Something like an a**hole destroyer patch—they oughta make it something you can fire at potential targets from a distance, as well. You spot a target, shoot, and watch as Miss I’m-Better-Than-You explodes into a trillion tiny pieces.